#redbull #beer #pepsi #cocacola **Lewandowski, Ronaldo, Messi, and Neymar walk into a café.** Lewandowski orders a **water**, saying, "I need to stay hydrated for all the goals I'm about to score!" Ronaldo orders a **protein shake**. "Gotta maintain the perfect physique!" he declares. Messi orders a **juice**, remarking, "I prefer something natural, just like my playing style." Finally, Neymar asks for a **hot chocolate**. The others look at him puzzled. He smiles and says, "I like my drinks like my dives—**a little dramatic but sweet in the end**!" --- Would you like to hear another one?