Why is Cristiano Ronaldo so weird? Ronaldo's teammates say his weird habits are why he's the greatest football player of all time! When Ronaldo’s teammates used to bully him for being skinny, he’d sneak out of his dorm at night and do pull ups under the moon until the sun came up. But Ronaldo’s competitiveness gets even more insane, Ronaldo once almost cried after his teammate beat him in ping pong. So Ronaldo bought his own table and trained by himself for 2 weeks straight until he was good enough to beat his teammate. And you won’t believe what Ronaldo sold his Porsche for, Ronaldo once gave away his Porsche to a massage therapist in exchange for a famous singer’s phone number. But Ronaldo didn’t even get to go out with her because Manchester United sold him to Real Madrid a day later. Ronaldo’s a nice guy though and bought all of his teammates laptops as an apology for getting an early red card in a game. But this last weird fact about Ronaldo tops them all, one time Ronaldo hired four girls to hang out with him and his teammates but then Ronaldo’s driver joined in and was so ugly the girls left immediately!