In a volatile altercation resulting in a steamy Oracle Arena, Cleveland Cavaliers Center, Tristan Thompson, and David West of the Power Rangers-esque, Golden State Warriors shared a moment of pure man-on-man intimacy during game five of the NBA finals. Instead of a progressive and emotionally accepting crowd shedding tears of unity and dumbstruck awe, the NBA was instead confronted by America's ugly side: the ilk of the homosexual shaming, tractor wielders of the west. Ron Artest (Metta World Peace) of the Los Angeles Lakers was even struck in the cranium by a thrown glass of beer resulting in him shedding his alter ego of priori peacefulness and instead, going both Super Saiyan and Shiny Metta World Peace where he then managed to knock out a row of fans and finally punch one Piston's fan so hard that their intestines have officially landed on Mars as of now. This extraordinary space expedition by this man's intestines resulted in the first ever carbon, organic matter to reach Mars' surface which has led to Steven Hawking gaining control of his left arm and NASA to comment on such a miracle as "heavily improbable." World Peace was allegedly vacationing at his usual spot fans know as the Oracle Arena Reviewing Desk.