My 2 year old just took my phone and showed the cat a picture of herself on the screensaver and asked h by @Throwdown - Post Details

My 2 year old just took my phone and showed the cat a picture of herself on the screensaver and asked h by @Throwdown - eDayFm

My 2 year old just took my phone and showed the cat a picture of herself on the screensaver and asked him if he saw it. He did, and he was super impressed.

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